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News just in: I have received an email from jark's cellphone informing me that he has been arrested at Disneyland while taking a holiday with his family. It appears our beloved admin was told to 'get to the back of the line' after pushing in, and after refusing the request became abusive with security guards and nearyby onlookers.

The event took place at Disneyland in Tokyo, as Jark attempted to "cut the queue" on the illustrious "Goofy's Bounce House". Enticed by the rides features; "Kids can literally bounce off the walls and even the furniture for a jumping good time", Jark decided to take the devious option. Deftly jumping over the rails to skirt up to the front of the line, a nearyby employee of Disneyland noticed the offense and informed the "Jarkmeister" to get to the back of the queue. Frustrated that his devious tactic did not work, Jark decided to hold his ground and told the employee to "Kiss my white ass". A struggle thus ensued and park security were called to arrest and detain Jark for further questioning over the incident.

Jark was simply trying to enjoy his holiday after all the hard work he's put into Deviant Art, and it's sad that park employees went to the extremes they did. We're sorry this happened Jark, hope you get out soon, we miss ya! On another note, Matteo will be taking over in Jark's abscence as lead coder, we all know how talented he is with that.
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aww poor jark lol i just found this, i got linked from the poll lol [link] lolol at disneyland XD

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this is hilarious! line hopping is for ghetto rats

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It cracks me up that people are re-buying this. Therefore, it receives a mark up from me.
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He deserved what he got :roll: You don't jump in line at Disneyland and then act like a jerk when they tell you to get back where you were.

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Mood: Lmao ~Vixen-sama Aug 17, 2006  Student General Artist
LoL!!! Poor Jark! He didn't deserve that ^^;

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thats not nice i love jark :heart:

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Who cares!!!

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Mood: Stupefied `vertMB Aug 17, 2006   Filmographer
I was very confused until I checked the date.

I was like, Waahh?? Jark has been re-instated or something??? WTF. :P

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